My Internet Dating Horror Story

By Dave M.

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Hey there, it’s Dave…  hope you’re awesome and kickin’ some serious ass and meeting chicks online… if you’re doin the right things, then I’m sure you are.

Man, this story is really embarrassing… but hey, I’m man enough to talk about it. Just don’t laugh too much, because…

This can happen to you too. (if it hasn’t already)

I was talking to an old friend recently, we were talking about “the good ol’ days”… before “the game”, before all the PUA products were out… back when we were just a crazy group of guys who all wanted more success with women….. this is when we were trying everything imaginable to meet chicks.

My buddy reminded me of this story…. and well…. now I’m writing this blog post for you.

Back when I first started to meet women online, like many guys, I was totally clueless… made a lot of boneheaded, dumbass mistakes… and had some… well… shall we say… embarrassing things happen.

This is definitely one of them.

And guess what? I learned a very valuable lesson from this mess and I’m going to share it with you in this blog post.

The Beginning…

I’m emailing back and forth with this girl I found on Match… she looked really cute in her pictures, so I figured why not? After a few days of emailing, we exchanged numbers… talked briefly on the phone and made plans to get together the following day.

Just like I normally do. Nothing out of the ordinary.

I’m on my way to meet her, pull into the parking lot.  At this point, I’m still in my car, when the cell phone rings… it’s her… she’s just pulling up… cool.

I get out of the car to go meet her… she’s parked 2 rows away from me, so I start walking over. (Keep in mind there’s a section of grass in dividing each row of cars.)

As I’m walking towards her… I notice her getting out of the car… and thats when I catch a glimpse of the beast.

HOLY F*CK SHE’S HUGE!

I see this chick getting out of the car and I shit you not, this chick was EASILY pushing 200 lbs… maybe 250… and whats worse, she looked NOTHING like the girl I was supposed to meet…

In fact, she looked like she might have EATEN the chick I was supposed to meet.

Not good.

It’s one of those “what the fuck” moments… you know, the ones that come completely out of the blue and you’re wondering WTF to do …and guess what happens?

“Fight or flight”

You know… that moment when your adrenaline kicks into overdrive and you’re not sure what the fuck to you, yup, thats when animal instinct takes over.

So I did what any normal guy would do…

I fucking ran.

Fast.

Yup, I quickly turned around and started hauling ass back to my car as fast as humanly possible. Probably not the most mature thing to do, but hey… sometimes instinct takes over and you gotta do what you gotta do 🙂

Dave sees very fat girl – Dave runs.

simple as that.

Once she sees this happening, what does the beast do?

Like any normal girl, she starts running towards me, yelling like a psychopath across the parking lot “Dave….. wait….. where…. are…. you….. go…. going??”

Oh great, we have a stage 5 clinger, which obviously freaked me out even more.

At this point, I’m running towards my car even faster the minute I notice she’s running towards me.

Shit! The passenger side is closest to me….

what do I do? Dive accross the hood Dukes of Hazard style… (cause thats what you do when you’re running for your life.)

I get into my car… start the ignition and GUN IT.

Smoke from the back of my tires… the smell of burnt rubber…

Man… I hauled ass outta there as fast as I could.

Motherfucker.  I was SO pissed off when this happened. It’s ok though, I tell every girl that story when I meet her off the net… makes for great conversation.

I may have lost the battle, but I won the war. 🙂

See, even though that meeting was an absolute nightmare, it’s one I’ll never forget… because I learned something VERY valuable….

Make sure you use recent photos and *always* ask women when you’re talking on the phone, So… how old are the photos in your profile??”

Don’t be scared.

Being scared is what wussies do.

Ask her, because your time is valuable and the last thing you want is to waste a free night on a chick you would have never met in the first place because she lied about her pictures.

This is the magic question to ask a woman BEFORE you meet her

Asking her this question ensures you end up meeting the woman you THINK you’re meeting and not the other way around.

Ironically, asking a woman this question will probably increase her attraction (or at the very least make her want to meet you more) because it implies that you’re not trying to gain her approval because you’re not sure about her.

Which makes her want to get validation by pursuing you.  (evil, I know)

Most guys are so afraid of asking a woman anything like this because they’re worried about gaining her approval which is coincidentally one of the reasons why they’re not getting anywhere with women.  They’re so concerned about making her happy and not ‘rocking the boat’ so to speak they’re afraid to ask.

Guys that get a lotta women don’t give a shit. about gaining her approval and aren’t afraid to rock the boat a bit.

When you’re not concerned about getting a woman’s approval and really don’t give a shit what she (or anyone else thinks), thats when you’re in the right frame of mind and are able to meet lots of women online because you’re naturally being attractive.

Get it?

Good.

How about you?

Have you ever met a woman who didn’t look like her pictures?  Let me know your story in the comments below.

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7 Comments to My Internet Dating Horror Story

  1. Oh man, did I have a similar one…
    In my case, though, the girl wasn’t big… she was just ugly. And don’t mean that from a personal view point – her face was totally wrong… with a HUGE nose, small cheeks and freay eyes.
    The pics on her profile had a chick with a half-covered face, but I am SURE it wasn’t her, as double-checked and triple checked-them when I came bac from the meetup…
    Oh yes, the meetup DID happen as I was dazed, confused and well… too much of a wuss to tell her how mad am. 30 minutes in – she was already suggesting we should get back to her place. BAIL!

    So guys – never let wishful thinking cloud your judgement… NEVER be “sure” about a chick. 😛

    Comment by King.NoOne — @ 10:15 AM

  2. Story is probably fake or exaggerated but still funny nonetheless

    Comment by CMBC — @ 10:24 AM

  3. haha it was fucking nightmare !! i love your story. what i found is you can tell some chicks kinda of these stories.. really funny it is.. i haven’t got any story like this but if it happened i wouldn’t be upset because it would be funny memories.. Enjoy Dave 🙂

    Comment by Aboody — @ 2:15 PM

  4. yeah seriously…. i will NEVER forget meeting this girl…. it was like something out of a movie or something….

    and i’m not exaggerating either… she was F’n HUGE!

    Comment by Dave M. — @ 3:57 AM

  5. Hey Dave, great post
    Sorry if this question should not go here – but I have to ask – how do I buy the new program? (not the old iid). I want to make sure that the link I get is not selling me the same ol’ iid

    Thanks and keep up the good work

    Comment by Lior — @ 3:01 AM

  6. I had almost the same situation about 3 years ago. I ended up eating with the girl though and not running away. It turns out that she had a twin sister and posted her pic. Her twin was about 100 lighter!

    There was a bonus though…I told the waitress what was up when I went to the bathroom. She was cool and asked me if I wanted to get a beer later. I ended up pretending to leave and waited for the waitress. We went out and had a blast. It turned out to just be a few dates, but it was a blast while it lasted because she was a hottie!

    Comment by Mark — @ 11:59 AM

  7. way to go mark…. thats a hell of a story eh? wish mine turned out that good… haha.

    Comment by Dave M. — @ 1:26 PM

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